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Earn merit badges with the best club on the planet.

The Proper Mountain Woman Club is a seasonal merit badge program for women, est. 2020. Merit badges designed to add both whimsy and structure to your daily life. Most importantly, they help you conquer mountains, both big and small, as you become the person you want to be.

We have winter, spring, summer, and fall club sessions. You can join any time.

Fall 202612 patches · one quilt
14seasons of the club
262,003merit badges earned
112,158field notes written
3,384merit badges to chase
How it works

Three steps to your first badge

No experience required. No troop meetings. Just your actual life, lived a little more on purpose. Read the full field guide →

1

Join the club

Pay your seasonal dues and you're in — a warm welcome, your login, and your digital workbook for the season.

$75 per season
2

Pick your badges

Hundreds of merit badges each season across 12 categories. You won't earn them all — you'll earn the ones that speak to you.

Something for everyone
3

Earn, rank up, collect

Log merit badges and watch your banner fill. Climb the ranks — and the season's limited-edition club patches you earn arrive by real mail.

Club patches by snail mail
The digital banner

Like Mom's bandalo — but always with you

You can log merit badges, write field reports, and watch your progress through the season on the club website. Merit badges are represented digitally — but as you progress in the club, you collect limited-edition club patches that are mailed to you at the end of the session.

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A phone showing the club website — fall quilt-block patches pinned along a thread on cream gingham, with autumn leaves
The 12 categories

There's a badge for that

The workbook lists merit badges divided into 12 different categories, so you can challenge yourself in many different ways — and work on anything from art, fitness, spiritual, or kitchen. We refresh the merit badges each club session to match the season and theme, so there is always something fresh to challenge you.

  • Fall 2026 Arts + Crafts patch — an eight-point star quilt block in sage, brown, rust and mustard

    Arts and Crafts

  • Fall 2026 Beauty patch — four sawtooth stars in rust, mustard and sage

    Beauty

  • Fall 2026 Health + Fitness patch — a nine-patch checkerboard in brown and terracotta

    Health and Fitness

  • Fall 2026 Home + Hygge patch — a log cabin quilt block around a brown center

    Home and Hygge

  • Fall 2026 Kitchen patch — a star block in green, rust and mustard on brown

    Kitchen

  • Fall 2026 Knowledge patch — a patchwork grid of cream and colored squares

    Knowledge

  • Fall 2026 Mischief patch — rows of flying-geese triangles in every fall color

    Mischief

  • Fall 2026 Nature patch — a green star block in sage and forest

    Nature

  • Fall 2026 Self-Reliance patch — a brown block crossed by cream sashing with rust corners

    Self-Reliance

  • Fall 2026 Service patch — a churn dash block in brown, tan and sage

    Service

  • Fall 2026 Social patch — a pinwheel of rust and mustard triangles

    Social

  • Fall 2026 Spiritual patch — a mustard center ringed with diamonds and triangles

    Spiritual

Detour (Health & Fitness)Weighted VestHomemade Ice creamOld Relic (Kitchen)Romanticize the MundaneTourist TrapsFive StarsProject Finisher (Overdrive)Detour (Spiritual)Bump in the RoadAnalog BagPark Your PhoneUnpluggedDaily Scroll LimitNo Road RageGratitude JournalBest-Case ScenarioLetter to Your Younger SelfOld Relic (Spiritual)Pit StopQuiet the EngineDay of RestThe Road Back to YouThe Road Less TraveledDetour (Social)PostcrossingPostcardsDrive-In
Now enrolling

Fall 2026

  • All-new merit badges for the fall club session
  • Your digital wall banner — your photos and field reports
  • The possibility to collect 12 limited-edition fall patches — get all 12 to complete your fall quilt
  • Your End of Season Report
Join the club$75 · one season, everything included
“To sit in the shade on a fine day and look upon verdure is the most perfect refreshment.”
Jane Austen · from the club quote board
Our story · est. 2020

It started on a mountain, with my mom.

Back in 2013, my mom and I hiked the mountains near home almost every day. Somewhere on those trails we started dreaming: wouldn't it be fun to earn merit badges for the things we did — and pin them to a bandalo, just like the one she wore as a girl?

In the summer of 2020, when the whole world was baking sourdough and raising chickens, we finally did it. We dreamed up twelve categories, wrote the first badges, and my mom pulled out her old bandalo, made a pattern — and sewed one for every single woman who joined. We mailed thousands of badges that first summer.

Women wrote back. They loved it. Now the club runs all year — winter, spring, summer, and fall — and every season we get to celebrate thousands of women doing wonderful, ordinary, extraordinary things.

Our mission is simple: to celebrate merit.
More specifically — your merit.

Peace & pine trees, Whitney

Whitney at the red club door, holding a MERIT pennant
Whitney at the clubhouse door — pennant in hand, as always.
From the President's Desk

Letters from Whitney

Notes, news and small wisdom from the club's president. Every letter →

  1. Wholesome Leisure vs. Junk LeisureRead it →

The Club Store

Bespoke patches, pennants, camp flags, and club gear — designed exclusively for members, made to be collected.

The club patch, stitched in gold on green woolThe MERIT pennant hung on a sunlit wallThe merit heart patch resting on a wool blanket
Visit the Club Store →