Welcome to Club Headquarters!
The Proper Mountain Woman Club is a seasonal merit badge society for women who want growth, adventure, whimsy, and a little wholesome mischief. Every season brings an entirely new club session – complete with thematic ranks, collectible bespoke patches, whimsical challenges, and dozens of merit badges designed to help you put your phone down and live your actual life.
In side the club, members earn merit b badges across 12 distinct categories ranging from health & fitness to kitchen skills, arts & crafts, beauty, nature, self-reliance, spirituality, knowledge, social connections, and even mischief. Some badges encourage movement and adventure. Others encourage rest, creativity, homemaking, learning, or reconnecting with forgotten hobbies.
Each season transforms the club into a new world entirely. One season you may be climbing mushroom ranks through the Pacific Northwest. Another you may be earning the special title Proper Mountain Woman Herbalist! Every session is designed to feel immersive, nostalgic, motivating, and just a little magical.
As merit badges are earned, members advance in rank and collect limited-edition club patches created exclusively for that season. No two club sessions are ever quite the same.
This is a club for women who still believe in hobbies, field guides, handwritten lists, campfire stories, roadside attractions, collecting things with meaning, and becoming a little more interesting every season.
Join the club.
Earn merit badges.
Collect bespoke patches.
Celebrate merit.