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Fall 2026 · now enrolling

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One glorious season of merit badges, wholesome mischief, and real mail — the gate's open, and the fire's already crowded with good company.

Everything in your rucksack

all included
Club patch
All-new merit badgesfor the fall club session
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An embroidered merit patch
Your digital wall bannerall your merit badges displayed, with your photos and field reports
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A fall quilt-block patch
The possibility to collect 12 limited-edition fall patchesmailed to you at the end of the club session — a first for the club, one for each category in the workbook. Get all 12 to complete your fall quilt.
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Your End of Season Reportthe whole season's story, wrapped up at the finish
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How the season runs

four steps
1
Join the clubpay one seasonal fee — a warm welcome, your login, and your workbook
2
Pick your merit badgesA whole season to chase across 12 categories — earn the ones that speak to you
3
Earn, rank up, collectlog merit badges, climb the season's ranks, and watch your banner fill up
4
Keep the keepsakesreal club patches by snail mail, and your End of Season Report when the season wraps

You'd be in excellent company

est. 2020
“I joined for the badges. I stayed because I'm 61 and I have a gang now.”Louise H. · Ogden, UT
“My daughter says it's a cult. A wholesome cult with embroidery.”Peggy A. · Durango, CO

Member words, lightly borrowed — there are thousands more where these came from.

Camp RegistrationFall 2026 · Now enrolling
🌻 One season, everything included
$75one season · everything in the rucksack
works out to about $6 a week of scheduled joy

One payment — not a subscription. It ends when fall does.

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🔒 Secure card checkout — your card goes straight to the payment processor, and the club never sees your number.

Questions? A real human (usually Whitney) answers:
hq@propermountainwoman.com

Do I have to be outdoorsy?

Heavens, no. There are badges for mopping the floor, bedazzling a book, and eating frozen custard. The outdoors is optional; the fun is not.

What if I'm joining mid-season?

Every merit badge in the Fall 2026 workbook is yours through the end of the season, whenever you start. Plenty of women earn their first ten in a single weekend.

Will it work on my phone?

Beautifully. Your banner, workbook, and journal live right on your phone — with a big, bright, easy-to-read design.