The ProperFall 2026 · now enrolling
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One glorious season of earning merit badges, mischief, goal setting, conquering mountains, and, in the end, getting real mail with the patches that you earned.
Stitch by stitch, merit badge by merit badge, you're going to have the most glorious fall season of your adult life with the Proper Mountain Woman Club.
Everything included in your club dues
all included
Your digital merit badge workbookincluded, with all-new merit badges for the fall club session
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Access to the Members Only websitewhere you log your merit badges and watch them appear on your digital banner
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The possibility to collect 12 quilt block patchesone for each category in the workbook. You can earn one, you can earn all 12 — and if you collect all 12, you complete your fall quilt.
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And that's it — that's everything included in your club dues.
How the season runs
stitch by stitch1
Join the clubpay one seasonal fee — a warm welcome, your login, and your workbook
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Pick your merit badges232 to chase across 12 categories — earn the ones that speak to you
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Earn and stitchlog merit badges, watch your banner fill up, and piece your quilt together block by block
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Keep the keepsakesthe patches you earned, mailed to you — real mail, at the end of the club session
You'd be in excellent company
est. 2020“I joined for the badges. I stayed because I'm 61 and I have a gang now.”Louise H. · Ogden, UT
“My daughter says it's a cult. A wholesome cult with embroidery.”Peggy A. · Durango, CO
Member words, lightly borrowed — there are thousands more where these came from.