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The field guide

How the club works

A merit badge society for grown women, run in seasons. You pay your dues, you get the season's workbook, and you spend the season earning merit badges for living your actual life — on purpose.

The path

Dues to merit badges to club patches in the mail

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Pay your club dues

Join in the club store and you're a member for the season. Your welcome letter arrives with the season's digital merit badge workbook — every merit badge you can chase, listed and ready.

$75 per season
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Earn the ones that speak to you

There are hundreds of merit badges each season. You won't earn them all — you'll earn the ones that speak to you. Some are hard, some are easy, and every one is built to stretch you, move you, or make life a little richer.

Honor system, always
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Log them right here

Your merit tracker lives on this very site: log a merit badge, add the photo and the story, and watch it stitch onto your own banner in Members Only.

No separate logins
4

Rank up — the mail does the rest

As merit badges add up you advance in rank and earn titles — and you can collect the season's limited-edition club patches along the way. The ones you earn are packed by hand at Club HQ and mailed to your door at the end of the club session.

Club patches by snail mail
Something for everyone

The twelve merit badge categories

Every season's badges sort into the same twelve categories — in Whitney's own words, here's what each one is for.

  • The Fall 2026 Arts and Crafts patch — a quilt block

    Arts and Crafts

    Learn a new craft technique, make something, use your hands, create art.

  • The Fall 2026 Beauty patch — a quilt block

    Beauty

    Focus on beauty routines, skin care and hair care, experiment with a new fashion trend, wear something new — be the best dressed.

  • The Fall 2026 Health and Fitness patch — a quilt block

    Health and Fitness

    Be a little bit healthier at the end of the season than you were at the start: build an exercise routine, try a new workout class, be active every day, stay current on wellness visits.

  • The Fall 2026 Home and Hygge patch — a quilt block

    Home and Hygge

    Make your house the coziest place to be — finish projects, decorate, organize, then enjoy it with intentional moments: puzzles, card games by flickering light, and reading.

  • The Fall 2026 Kitchen patch — a quilt block

    Kitchen

    Use new ingredients, try new recipes, master dishes and techniques, create new flavors.

  • The Fall 2026 Knowledge patch — a quilt block

    Knowledge

    Practice a foreign language, learn an instrument, read a historical nonfiction, complete a crossword, take a class.

  • The Fall 2026 Mischief patch — a quilt block

    Mischief

    Purely to add nonsensical fun to your life — walk under a full moon, skinny dip, go dancing.

  • The Fall 2026 Nature patch — a quilt block

    Nature

    Every one of these is designed to get you outside and connecting to nature.

  • The Fall 2026 Self-Reliance patch — a quilt block

    Self-Reliance

    Be prepared for any situation — ready to help yourself, and ready to help others.

  • The Fall 2026 Service patch — a quilt block

    Service

    Proper mountain women see a need and help when they can.

  • The Fall 2026 Social patch — a quilt block

    Social

    Improve relationships, connect with others, practice good etiquette, and keep social engagements to look forward to.

  • The Fall 2026 Spiritual patch — a quilt block

    Spiritual

    Focus on inner peace and growth, connection to higher meaning, and daily habits that nurture the soul.

Badges are digital, patches are real

The merit badges you earn live on your banner here on the site — there's no envelope of six hundred patches, and that's what keeps dues low. The embroidered club patches you DO get in the mail mark the big things: each season's limited editions, earned along the way. That's what makes them worth pinning up.

Seasons, not subscriptions

The club runs a season at a time and each season is its own adventure — new badges, new ranks, new patches to chase. When a new season opens, you join again if it speaks to you. Nothing renews behind your back. (Curious where all this came from? Read the club's story.)

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